Tuesday, May 20, 2008
My husband contends that because he has to lift up the seat to pee - that we can put the seat down to pee.
I contend that I close the lid, and teach my girls to close the lid after peeing... so he has nothing to stand/sit on. (har) We lift up the lid to pee and then we close it. It's called responsibility. It takes what... one measly second?
He says he's outnumbered - what the hell does that have to do with closing the lid???
It's simple... close the damn lid - no matter if you stand or sit to go pee. Put it back the way you found it. And... given that he installed the soft-close lids on all our toilets - it's just a tiny little flick and it shuts itself!!! It shuts itself... you just have to barely flick your wrist... seriously.
And if you make your 3 year old put the seat down - shame on you.
Photos in case there are other dumb males who can't figure it out. It is not our fault you have to pee standing up. If it's that hard to put down the lid - sit down and pee. We have to deal with a period every friggin' month - shut the damn lid already.
ps. Both photos found on the Internet - that tile is hideous, as is wall paper.